I have been thinking. Yes, I know how dangerous that can be, but bear with me for a bit.
I have been inspired to write a new and innovated politically correct course for Personal response to potentially violent situations.
This dynamic course will educate students in the finer points of political correctness when carrying a firearm for personal protection with emphasis on the importance of not offending the bleeding heart panty-waists that hold opposing political views on the freedoms affirmed in the Bill of Rights.
If this proves to be a viable training event I will provide this as an on-line course as well.
During this course I will have the students engage in a wide variety of scenarios like, but not limited to these three;
1. You are locked in your bathroom and Jack Nicholson starts hacking his way in with a fire axe. You have a Mossberg 930 12 gauge semi-automatic with an extended tube magazine and a window.
Which do you use? The window of course.
2. You are blocked in traffic with your kids in the backseat and two thugs jack you for your car. You have a Glock model 20 in 10mm for a primary carry piece and a Glock 29 as BUG and the thugs are armed with knives and a tire iron.
What do you do? Run of course, leaving your kids to fend for themselves.
3. You are walking in the park with your significant other and accosted by a group of thugs that want your wallet and the use of you other’s sex organs. You are armed with a Desert Eagle .50 and are wearing a ballistic vest.
What do you do? Run of course while throwing the thugs your beemer keys.
Students will need to be attentive as there will be a written test for successful completion.
Oh, heck you all know the answers to the questions already anyway.
Let’s just save some time. Send me the five dollar course fee and I will send you a suitable for framing diploma by return mail.
I’d like to think this is an original idea, but I have the feeling that there are some instructors out there that are already teaching a class like this.
