My version of John's story is a little different.
Setting: Basic Training, Fort Jackson, SC, 1984
Army: Private, you need to qualify with a pistol!
Mudinyeri: Cool, I get to shoot some more.
Army: Here, qualify with this. (Hands 1911, manufacture date circa 1944, to Mudinyeri)
Mudinyeri (handling pistol): Why does this thing rattle like that?
Army: Don't ask questions. Qualify.
Mudinyeri (after firing first magazine): Why is my shot group nearly 6" across at 15 yards?
Army: Don't ask questions. Qualify.
Mudinyeri (during pistol qualification): This piece of junk is going to ruin my string of Expert qualifications. I'm going to end up with a Bolo Badge.
Mudinyeri qualifies Expert ... barely.
Setting: Frankfurt, Germany, 1985
Army: Here is a new, improved pistol. Qualify.
Mudinyeri: Why doesn't this one rattle? The 1911 that I qualified with in Basic rattled and couldn't shoot a MOA group even if it was locked down in a vise.
Army: Don't ask questions. Qualify.
Mudinyeri (at the qualification range): Wow, I hate that double-action trigger pull but this thing shoots nice. (Easily qualifies Expert.)
Mudinyeri: Man, that M9 is a really nice piece of Italian manufacturing.
Setting: Frankfurt, Germany, 1986
Army: Here carry this M9 for your daily duties.
Mudinyeri: I still hate that double action trigger and it's a pain in the butt to have to manually switch the safety to fire mode.
Army: Carry the pistol with the manual safety engaged or we'll give you an Article 15.
Mudinyeri: I'd rather have an Article 15 than be dead. (Carries M9 with safety in Fire mode.)
Army: If we catch you carrying your pistol with the safety disengaged again, we're going to give you an Article 15.
Mudinyeri: I'd rather have an Article 15 than be dead. (Carries M9 with safety in Fire mode.)
Army: If we catch you carrying your pistol with the safety disengaged again, we're going to give you an Article 15.
Mudinyeri: I'd rather have an Article 15 than be dead. (Carries M9 with safety in Fire mode.)
Army: If we catch you carrying your pistol with the safety disengaged again, we're going to give you an Article 15.
Mudinyeri: I'd rather have an Article 15 than be dead. (Carries M9 with safety in Fire mode.)
Setting: Civilian Life, Several Years Later
Mudinyeri: That M9 that I was issued in the Army was a pretty nice pistol. I have 1000's of rounds of experience with it. I think I'll get a 92FS.
Setting: Several more years later.
Beretta 92FS: Why do all the other pistols get to go out shooting and I just sit here in the safe?