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GreyGeek:
Got this email from a relative today:

Rules for a Gun Fight.
Humorous with good points.

"Peace is that brief glorious moment in history, when everybody stands around reloading"
In a gunfight, the most important rule is ..... HAVE A GUN!!!

If you own a gun, you will appreciate these rules...
If not, you should get one, learn how to use it and learn the rules:

RULES:

A : Guns have only two enemies: rust and politicians.

B : It's always better to be judged by 12 than carried by 6.

C : Cops carry guns to protect themselves, not you.

D : Never let someone or something that threatens you get inside arms length

E : Never say "I've got a gun." If you need to use deadly force, the first sound they should hear is the safety clicking off.

F : The average response time of a 911 call is 23 minutes; the response time of a .357 is 1400 feet per second.

G : The most important rule in a gunfight is:
         Always Win - there is no such thing as a fair fight.
         Always Win - cheat if necessary.
         Always Win - 2nd place doesn't count

H : Make your attacker advance through a wall of bullets ....
      You may get killed with your own gun, but he'll have to beat you to death with it because it will be empty .

I :  If you're in a gun fight:
        (a) If you're not shooting, you should be reloading.
        (b) If you're not reloading, you should be moving.
        (c) If you're not moving, you're dead.

J : In a life and death situation, do something .... it may be wrong, but do something!

K : If you carry a gun, people will call you paranoid.  Nonsense!
     If you have a gun, what do you have to be paranoid about?

L : You can say 'stop' or any other word, but a large bore muzzle pointed at someone's head is pretty much a universal language; and, you won't have to press
     1 for Spanish/Mexican or
     2 for Chinese or
     3 for Arabic.

M : Never leave an enemy behind. If you have to shoot, shoot to kill.  In court, yours will be the only testimony.

N : You cannot save the planet, but you may be able to save yourself and your family.

“Happiness Is A Warm Gun.”

Lorimor:
Sounds like a day at Thunder Ranch although Step "M" is a little silly. 

Always shoot to stop the threat.  Stop shooting when they stop doing whatever it was that made you start shooting them in the first place.

http://thewhitedsepulchre.blogspot.com/2009/11/words-of-wisdom-from-clint-smith-of.html

Don't shoot fast.  Shoot good.

Time is distance.  Distance is marksmanship. 

Kendahl:
There is a story about an old lady who carried several guns in her car. When asked what she was afraid of, she patted one of them and replied, "Not a damn thing!"

SS_N_NE:

--- Quote from: GreyGeek on January 02, 2015, 03:37:12 PM ---In a gunfight, the most important rule is ..... HAVE A GUN!!!
--- End quote ---

In a gunfight, the most important rule is ..... DON'T GET SHOT!!!!

Mudinyeri:
This has always been one of my favorites:

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