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cans of food now considered weapons
shooter:
I couldn't believe this when I saw it on the news, kids are supposed to bring 8 ounce cans of food, so they can throw the cans at a attacker who comes into the school,
I wonder who did the ballistic test to determin that 8 ounces has the best velocity,
the news anchor was having a very hard time to keep from laughing.
http://fox6now.com/2015/01/13/can-canned-goods-stop-school-shooters/
GreyGeek:
--- Quote ---“The canned food item could stun the intruder or even knock him out until the police arrive. The canned food item will give the students a sense of empowerment to protect themselves and will make them feel secure in case an intruder enters the classroom.”
--- End quote ---
So you see, even though they are bringing cans to a gun fight, the cans will give them a sense of empowerment and make them feel secure, while the psycho guns them down. So, in a libs mind, everything is ok.
thirtydaZe:
If i have cans to thwart my attacker, does that mean i dont have to pee on them?
GreyGeek:
--- Quote from: thirtydaZe on January 13, 2015, 08:56:33 PM ---If i have cans to thwart my attacker, does that mean i dont have to pee on them?
--- End quote ---
IANAL but, if a can is designated as a (lethal ?) projectile doesn't it become illegal to take to a school? :P
ejeviking:
The Stupid, it must hurt like hell.
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