Here's a challenge.
List your favorite TURN IN YOUR MAN CARD moments..
If you wear CROCS anywhere other than the house or the beach ... turn in your man card!
If you spend more than 30 seconds adding crap to your coffee at a convenience store ... turn in your man card!
If you are stupid enough to drive your Prius into a flooded underpass and have to ask a reporter "What do I do?"... turn in your man card!
