Here's a story that could be true:
NRA Member Guy goes on plane trip across Pacific Ocean.
Engine trouble. Plane goes down in drink.
Guy floats for days in rubber raft. Grows long beard. Gets sunburned......
Finally, finally>>>>An Island!!! Tiny, but real, firm land.
Guy staggers up onto beach. Passes out.
Wakes up later, staring into a bottle. Bottle has note.
Note says, "Hello, Dear NRA Member........Nancy Pelosi, Barbara Boxer, Obama, and the Brady Bunch Want Your Guns. Please make a contribution: $25....$50....$75....$100!!! We'll send you another NRA pocket knife and an NRA hat."
Well, despite all this and the other stuff mentioned above, the NRA is still the Only 800 Pound Gorilla Friend that we've got.
Come to my house, I'll give you a Knife AND a Hat.
Got Lots of 'Em.