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Offline David Hineline

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Typical Gun Show atendee
« on: December 18, 2010, 01:31:37 AM »
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Offline NE Bull

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Re: Typical Gun Show atendee
« Reply #1 on: December 18, 2010, 01:50:37 AM »
That is soooo funny, but sad because it's TRUE!
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Re: Typical Gun Show attendee
« Reply #2 on: December 18, 2010, 11:01:00 AM »
Could also be called typical younger gun show vendor.
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Re: Typical Gun Show atendee
« Reply #3 on: December 18, 2010, 02:43:25 PM »
I was highly offended. When the zombies do rise you all will be sorry.
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Re: Typical Gun Show atendee
« Reply #4 on: December 18, 2010, 04:07:01 PM »
This sucks.  I'm going back to Glock Talk and AR15.com.


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It's a good thing my wife wasn't drinking milk when I played this or she would have blown out her nose at that point.

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Re: Typical Gun Show atendee
« Reply #5 on: December 18, 2010, 07:02:19 PM »
Weird, ??? those guys don't look familiar but I swear I heard that conversation at the Seward gun show. Come to think of it, it may have been Scott. Uummm, yes I think it was Scott.  ;D
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Re: Typical Gun Show atendee
« Reply #6 on: December 18, 2010, 07:12:41 PM »
Haw Haw..... I here that at the NFA tables bet Rob could tell stories.

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Re: Typical Gun Show atendee
« Reply #7 on: December 19, 2010, 01:00:09 PM »
I seem to remember having that conversation exactly with a guy named Jeff. He was looking for a 6.8SPC. I wonder who recorded it?
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Re: Typical Gun Show atendee
« Reply #8 on: December 19, 2010, 02:23:23 PM »
What do you mean my gun is too heavy?  I still have empty space on my mil-spec rails.



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Re: Typical Gun Show atendee
« Reply #9 on: December 19, 2010, 02:33:52 PM »
Now that is tactiCOOL!

Ha Ha I wonder how much cash is tied up in that hunk of crap.
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Re: Typical Gun Show atendee
« Reply #10 on: December 19, 2010, 04:35:16 PM »
Gee Rick, do you have that roof mounted to your rusty 78 jeep Cherokee in krylon camo with Dick Cepek 44in monster mudders with chip foose custom wheels and Childress 350 chevy bolted up to NV 5400 6 speed with 2 splitters (one up and one down) to help you haul it to "the mountains" with your ammo and roller ice chest with t-bones,beer and 8oz of grocery store potato salad? ;D
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Re: Typical Gun Show atendee
« Reply #11 on: December 19, 2010, 07:24:26 PM »
Sounds like a Cherokee I'd like to have, except I'd have a 572 big block crate motor in it.
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Re: Typical Gun Show atendee
« Reply #12 on: December 19, 2010, 11:10:36 PM »
There's a part II.  I think I may have hurt something.


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Re: Typical Gun Show atendee
« Reply #13 on: December 19, 2010, 11:17:13 PM »
and part III


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Re: Typical Gun Show atendee
« Reply #14 on: December 20, 2010, 08:49:56 PM »
What do you mean my gun is too heavy?  I still have empty space on my mil-spec rails.






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Re: Typical Gun Show atendee
« Reply #15 on: December 20, 2010, 10:02:16 PM »
Since my current project is a 6.8 SPC does that mean I'm a tacticool interwebz commando?

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Re: Typical Gun Show atendee
« Reply #16 on: December 20, 2010, 10:54:58 PM »
Nevermind, I can't seem to be able to post a picture. :angry9: :angry9: :angry9:
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Re: Typical Gun Show atendee
« Reply #17 on: December 21, 2010, 10:48:14 AM »
Seriously though, what the hell is wrong with being ready for zombies??

I swear to god, people see zombies all the time..

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Re: Typical Gun Show atendee
« Reply #18 on: December 21, 2010, 11:00:06 AM »
Don't be silly,all you need to scare away zombies is the sound of a 870's slide racking.
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Re: Typical Gun Show atendee
« Reply #19 on: January 02, 2011, 08:02:46 PM »
Just watched all three videos....

Actually had coffee come out of my nose on the first one.
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