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Mudinyeri:
From the Breaking Brad column in today's World Herald:

* For the third time in four years, Omaha is searching for a new police chief. May I suggest the search begin with a call to a good temp agency?

* You normally only see a turnover rate like that at businesses where people order food by talking into a clown's mouth.

* Omaha goes through police chiefs like "Spinal Tap" goes through drummers.

My commentary:

* Comparing Chief Hayes to "Spinal Tap's" drummers is unfair.  "Spinal Tap's" drummers did far more to decrease violent crime in Omaha.

* In related news ... there are rumors that Chief Hayes will donate his severance and retirement package to eradicate the national debt ... all of it.

* In one final blow to violent crime in Omaha, before his departure Chief Hayes will hold his last gun amnesty day.  All firearms must be of limited production, in NRA Factory New or Excellent condition and have a bona fide collector value of more than $2000.  (Appraisal certificates are appreciated, but not required.)  Chief Hayes expects his final amnesty day to all but abolish gun crime in Omaha.

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