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Offline metaldoc

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It's so hot...
« on: July 23, 2012, 11:44:16 AM »
"It's so hot,  I saw a dog chasing a rabbit and they were both walking!"     (This from a witty gentleman at my church.)

Yesterday afternoon, a rabbit sauntered out from under a cedar tree as my dog and I walked by. Normally the race would have been on, but this time the dog looked, took a couple of steps towards the rabbit, the rabbit moved away a couple more steps and this continued about a minute.  Finally, my dog walks back to me ignoring the rabbit. 

The joke had become a true story!
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Offline Wesley D

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Re: It's so hot...
« Reply #1 on: July 23, 2012, 04:55:18 PM »
 :laugh:  Okay, I'll play...

It's so hot, I had to build a fire this afternoon to keep cool!
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Offline bkoenig

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Re: It's so hot...
« Reply #2 on: July 23, 2012, 05:19:03 PM »
It's so hot, I went to the range on Sunday and only stayed for 30 minutes.
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Offline Policista

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Re: It's so hot...
« Reply #3 on: August 11, 2012, 10:16:38 PM »
It (was) so hot....chickens were laying hard boiled eggs.
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Offline metaldoc

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Re: It's so hot...
« Reply #4 on: August 12, 2012, 08:21:58 AM »
It was so hot when I dug my taters that all I needed in the garden was some butter and salt & pepper...
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Offline DaveB

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Re: It's so hot...
« Reply #5 on: August 12, 2012, 09:44:04 AM »
It's so hot my corn is popping in the field.
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