How about a petition to remove California, New York, Washington DC, New Jersey, Michigan, Wisconsin, Minnesota, Oregon, Washington, Florida, New Mexico, Colorado, Iowa, Ohio, Pennsylvania, Maine, Delaware, Connecticut, Rhode Island, Maryland, Virginia, Illinois, Nevada and Hawaii from the United States, withdraw citizenship from all the territories (like Puerto Rico, Guam, etc) and let the real United States become great again. Of course, Red counties have the option to join a close state or start a new state that doesn't give Gov't handouts.
We would have to trade Omaha to Iowa, of course.