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A-FIXER:
Have a chance to lighten up the ban topic here my part:

I bet it works in Chicago too.....
 



How to install a Southern Home Security System.




1. Go to Goodwill and buy a pair of size 14-16 men's work boots.




2. Place them on your front porch, along with a copy of Guns & Ammo Magazine




3. Put four giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazines.




4. Leave a note on your door that reads:




Bubba,.......




Me and Virgil, T-Bone, and Jimmy Earl went for more ammo and a gallon of sweet tea. Be back in an hour. Don't mess with the pit bulls. They got the mailman this morning and messed him up bad. I don't think Killer took part, but it was hard to tell from all the blood. Anyway, I locked all four of 'em in the house. Better wait outside. Be right back.
 
Stole this from a email I was sent ......

kozball:
 :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

abbafandr:
Crude but effective  :laugh:

unfy:
Seen this on FB as well.

Mudinyeri:
Of course, that type of security system depends on the criminal being able to read ....

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