Ok...I have had it with Mexico. Time for an invasion. The Mexican military, if you can call it that, will turn tail and run or defect so they can get a foot in the door for U.S. citizenship. The general populace is not armed, so we don't have to worry about them. Only thing we have to worry about are the ruthless drug lords, but then we can just legalize marijuana and make them millionaire entrepreneurs.
Fly
Just kidding of course