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00BUCK:
I just received my tax return for 2012 back from the IRS. It puzzles me!!! They are questioning how many dependents I claimed. I guess it was because of my response to the question: "List all dependents?" I replied: 12 million illegal immigrants; 3 million crack heads; 42 million unemployed people on food stamps, 2 million people in over 243 prisons; Half of Mexico; and 535 persons in the U.S. House and Senate." Evidently, this was NOT an acceptable answer.
I KEEP ASKING MYSELF, WHO THE HELL DID I MISS?

GreyGeek:
Why, that's easy...  able bodied persons between 18 and 65 who are on Medicaid  (not Medicare).

PhantomXD:
Omg gotta get off the floor need that after work! :laugh:

Famous556:
Haha that's great.

CanUCatchMe:
Don't forget the 90 million unemployed citizens who stop looking for work and are NOT included in the unemployment rate.....

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