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Title: How to Install a home security system
Post by: Eagle1 on February 28, 2010, 04:28:54 PM

*This one had to be shared.....I'm off to get the boots.....*

*HOW TO INSTALL A HOME SECURITY SYSTEM

1. **Go to a secondhand store and buy a pair of men's used size 14-16 work
boots.

2. Place them on your front porch, along with a copy of Guns & Ammo
Magazine

3. Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazines.

4. Leave a note on your door that reads:

Bubba,

Bertha, Duke, Slim, & I went for more ammo and beer.  Be back in an hour.
Don't mess with the pit bulls; they attacked the mailman this morning and
messed him up bad.  I don't think Killer took part, but it was hard to tell
from all the blood.  Anyway, I locked all four of 'em in the house.

Better wait outside.  Be right back.

Cooter*

Title: Re: How to Install a home security system
Post by: Mike M. on February 28, 2010, 06:03:21 PM

Cheap easy and gets the point across......I like it.

Title: Re: How to Install a home security system
Post by: justsomeguy on February 28, 2010, 06:22:49 PM

You asume they can read.

Title: Re: How to Install a home security system
Post by: Mike M. on February 28, 2010, 06:33:32 PM

I think this one is for the 6th grade grad. They use pictures for everybody else.

Title: Re: How to Install a home security system
Post by: Eagle1 on March 03, 2010, 11:40:01 PM

Hieroglyphics for dummies does a great job of translating the 4 letter and up words.