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Title: Tax return sent back.
Post by: 00BUCK on March 12, 2013, 03:36:44 AM

I just received my tax return for 2012 back from the IRS. It puzzles me!!! They are questioning how many dependents I claimed. I guess it was because of my response to the question: "List all dependents?" I replied: 12 million illegal immigrants; 3 million crack heads; 42 million unemployed people on food stamps, 2 million people in over 243 prisons; Half of Mexico; and 535 persons in the U.S. House and Senate." Evidently, this was NOT an acceptable answer.
I KEEP ASKING MYSELF, WHO THE HELL DID I MISS?

Title: Re: Tax return sent back.
Post by: GreyGeek on March 12, 2013, 05:15:19 AM

Why, that's easy...  able bodied persons between 18 and 65 who are on Medicaid  (not Medicare).

Title: Re: Tax return sent back.
Post by: PhantomXD on March 12, 2013, 05:18:26 AM

Omg gotta get off the floor need that after work! :laugh:

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Post by: Famous556 on March 12, 2013, 08:46:54 AM

Haha that's great.

Title: Re: Tax return sent back.
Post by: CanUCatchMe on March 12, 2013, 12:03:41 PM

Don't forget the 90 million unemployed citizens who stop looking for work and are NOT included in the unemployment rate.....

Title: Re: Tax return sent back.
Post by: unfy on March 12, 2013, 09:49:22 PM

LOL!