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Title: Home Security
Post by: A-FIXER on January 10, 2013, 03:03:56 PM

Have a chance to lighten up the ban topic here my part:

I bet it works in Chicago too.....
 



How to install a Southern Home Security System.




1. Go to Goodwill and buy a pair of size 14-16 men's work boots.




2. Place them on your front porch, along with a copy of Guns & Ammo Magazine




3. Put four giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazines.




4. Leave a note on your door that reads:




Bubba,.......




Me and Virgil, T-Bone, and Jimmy Earl went for more ammo and a gallon of sweet tea. Be back in an hour. Don't mess with the pit bulls. They got the mailman this morning and messed him up bad. I don't think Killer took part, but it was hard to tell from all the blood. Anyway, I locked all four of 'em in the house. Better wait outside. Be right back.
 
Stole this from a email I was sent ......

Title: Re: Home Security
Post by: kozball on January 10, 2013, 04:59:20 PM

 :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

Title: Re: Home Security
Post by: abbafandr on January 10, 2013, 07:22:01 PM

Crude but effective  :laugh:

Title: Re: Home Security
Post by: unfy on January 11, 2013, 04:21:33 AM

Seen this on FB as well.

Title: Re: Home Security
Post by: Mudinyeri on January 11, 2013, 09:35:13 AM

Of course, that type of security system depends on the criminal being able to read ....

Title: Re: Home Security
Post by: A-FIXER on January 11, 2013, 01:20:12 PM

NUTS........... forgot about those types.

Title: Re: Home Security
Post by: lneuke on January 11, 2013, 02:21:53 PM

Quote from: Mudinyeri on January 11, 2013, 09:35:13 AM

Of course, that type of security system depends on the criminal being able to read ....

Of course most criminals can not read, because if they could they would know that stealing is against the law!  I'm guessing the same applies to criminals that shoot up "gun free" zones, not knowing that they aren't allowed to have firearms on those properties.