Saw this on another site.
Talk about ammo shortages . . .
So this really cute blond 20 something is filling up her gas tank when an old coot drives up in his rusty pick-up with lots of ammo boxes stacked up in the back seat. Upon seeing that she looks over to the old timer and says "how about we trade some whoopie time for some ammo?"
To which he replies . . .
"What type of ammo ya' got?"