Let's go the DB route:
OHHH MYYY GAAAWWDD!
Gun rights group neighbors in Kansas have managed to pass a batch of comprehensive gun rights laws.
Now Obama and his minions in the Brady Campaign with backing by non other than Bloomberg himself, have threatened to file suit against the state of Kansas in retaliation to the grassroots efforts to get these bills to statute. This is cooking up to be a long drawn out bloody fight. A battle the state of Kansas and Gun Rights groups such as the NFOA are willing to engage. But we can only win this fight with the help of American Gun Owners like YOU! If you enjoy your freedoms, love your kids, grammy's Apple pie and little puppies, open you checkbook and send us $20-$50-$100. Whatever you can spare.
We will be sure it gets to where it is needed to put an end to the Obamas/Bloombergs/Bradys Gun control fanatics.
(Oh yeah, the sky is falling!