SBARRY:
Well, under everyday circumstances, your offer would be too hard to resist:
1) Help NFOA @ Kearney Gun Show,
2) Eat some Good Stuff and Meet Some Good People,
3) Make Some Pink Mist out of Cynomys ludovicianus, the Ubiquitous Black Tailed Prairie Rat, and
4) Ogle any Hottie that Might be Brought by Some Other Guy.
However, that weekend is also opening season on Meleagris Gallopavo Merriami, the Wild and Wily Tom Turkey Gobbler.
So---Please be so kinds as to allow me a Rain Check for another day.
Sincerely,