I'm lookin for somebody with some land in the middle of BF-NE. I won't need too much, less than an acre I suppose. Actually probably only.... hold on.... (*measures gun safe*)...... hmmm, bout the size of a coffin I'd say.
The current political administration, coupled with the fact that one of their own has been shot down, I'm thinking of putting a few arms into a more secure sort of storage.
I'm figurin' a good ol cheap Mosin (or 2) a good ol' pump shotty gun, and either a 1911 or a reliable ol wheel gun. Throw in a few ammo cans for each caliber needed, and one should be good to go, don't ya think.

OK OK, I'm jus playin' right now, but the thought has crossed my mind.