Yesterday, I went to Dick's sporting goods because they had ammo on sale. $6.98/ box of 50 9mm sounded like a good deal.......... I just had to buy 10 boxes to get that price.............. I told the salesguy that I couldn't swing $70 for ammo right now, as I had depleted the firearms budget for awhile by buying a new pistol recently.
Salesguy:"Really? What'd ya' buy?"
Me: "A Springfield EMP," and I started to describe it.
My 4 year old son: "Is that the gray one under your shirt?", and points to my right hip...............
