I have been planning for my daughter's first date since she was a baby. I will be sitting at the kitchen table, cleaning my handgun. When he comes in the house, and the wife introduces me to my daughter's date, I will simply look at him, nod, and let the slide close with a loud crack. After a few seconds of slowly wiping down the gun and staring at the young man, I will say "If she's late coming home, I'm not coming looking for her, I'm looking for you."
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