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Offline NE Bull

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Jerry Miculek. the Chuck Norris of the shooty sports?
« on: May 01, 2012, 09:05:36 PM »
Found this on FB today, Thought I would with ya'll for a giggle or two.


Jerry Miculek Facts:

*Jerry's organ donor card includes his trigger finger.

*Mr. Miculek could win the Nationals shooting with only his weak hand...... If he had a weak hand.

*Jerry has to maintain a concealed weapon license in all 50 states in order to legally wear pants.

*Jerry doesn't start on the timer. He just draws and the timer beeps out of fear.

*Jerry doesn't get older - he just gets faster...
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Re: Jerry Miculek. the Chuck Norris of the shooty sports?
« Reply #1 on: May 01, 2012, 10:14:34 PM »
This video never gets old.

Jerry is the man.

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Re: Jerry Miculek. the Chuck Norris of the shooty sports?
« Reply #2 on: May 01, 2012, 11:04:07 PM »
Hands down my shooting idol
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Re: Jerry Miculek. the Chuck Norris of the shooty sports?
« Reply #3 on: May 01, 2012, 11:08:48 PM »
I found a whole blog entry full:

Jerry can watch 60 Minutes in less than 8 seconds.

Once, Jerry fumbled a reload, just to see what it feels like.

The only time Jerry was ever mad, he slapped Bob Munden and said "QUIT MESSING AROUND!"

 The National Weather Service is investigating whether the speed of Jerry's cylinder affects wind currents.

John Wayne once asked Jerry for shooting lessons.

The US military announced that they will be closing out the SR-71 program after Jerry witnessed the plane flying at mach 3 and stated "I bet I can hit it."


Chuck Norris wears Jerry Miculek pajamas.

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“It is not an issue of being afraid, It's an issue of not being afraid to protect myself.”
 Omaha Mayor Jean Stothert
 "A gun is a tool, Marian; no better or no worse than any other tool: an axe, a shovel or anything. A gun is as good or as bad as the man using it. Remember that."  Shane

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Re: Jerry Miculek. the Chuck Norris of the shooty sports?
« Reply #4 on: May 08, 2012, 01:35:34 PM »
JM is a personal hero of mine.  He and his wife Kay are a pleasure to meet.  Part of the reason I love the shooting sports is you can walk right up to the top players, shake hands with them and they will even answer questions without acting annoyed lol!
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~1522~    In an effort to reduce the continuing fear surrounding the black magic of guns and black powder, a Bavarian necromancer states that rifles are more accurate than smoothbores because the spinning bullet doesn't allow a demon to gain purchase upon it.
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