The Apocalypse, it is upon us.
Maybe NFOA can arrange a tooth buy back program...no questions asked
Maybe a Blue Card for People Who Want to Buy Dentures??sfg
That would require extensive background checks and a TSA wand raping, all for the low, low fee of $100
When teeth are outlawed, only the outlaws will have teeth.
Now............Naked Face-Chewing Guys Will Have to Register in Omaha.sfg