Police in Detroit last night announced the discovery of an arms cache
of 200 semi-automatic rifles with 25,000 rounds of ammunition, 20 tons
of heroin, 5 million in forged US banknotes, all in a semi-detached house
behind the Public Library on Woodward Ave.
Local residents were stunned, and a community spokesman said:
"We're all shocked; we never knew we had a library."
