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Offline 00BUCK

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Tax return sent back.
« on: March 12, 2013, 03:36:44 AM »
I just received my tax return for 2012 back from the IRS. It puzzles me!!! They are questioning how many dependents I claimed. I guess it was because of my response to the question: "List all dependents?" I replied: 12 million illegal immigrants; 3 million crack heads; 42 million unemployed people on food stamps, 2 million people in over 243 prisons; Half of Mexico; and 535 persons in the U.S. House and Senate." Evidently, this was NOT an acceptable answer.
I KEEP ASKING MYSELF, WHO THE HELL DID I MISS?

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Offline GreyGeek

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Re: Tax return sent back.
« Reply #1 on: March 12, 2013, 05:15:19 AM »
Why, that's easy...  able bodied persons between 18 and 65 who are on Medicaid  (not Medicare).
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Offline PhantomXD

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Re: Tax return sent back.
« Reply #2 on: March 12, 2013, 05:18:26 AM »
Omg gotta get off the floor need that after work! :laugh:
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Offline Famous556

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Re: Tax return sent back.
« Reply #3 on: March 12, 2013, 08:46:54 AM »
Haha that's great.
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Offline CanUCatchMe

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Re: Tax return sent back.
« Reply #4 on: March 12, 2013, 12:03:41 PM »
Don't forget the 90 million unemployed citizens who stop looking for work and are NOT included in the unemployment rate.....
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Offline unfy

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Re: Tax return sent back.
« Reply #5 on: March 12, 2013, 09:49:22 PM »
LOL!
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